Chi: Oh my god Tom, I think your about to make me orgas…. Ohhhhwwwhh!!!
…wow, that was amazing. Too bad your could never please me like that when you were a man. Guess the only logical thing for me to do is keep you like this then.
Tom: But I said I only wanted to be your chingsom for a day…
Chi: Its a “Cheongsam”! And for that, you no longer get to speak.
Mmmnnffffgghhhhh!!!…..
Perfect, now your like a suber vibrator and a dress all in one! I’m so glad you persuaded me to do this.

May 28, 2009 at 12:50 am |
Who needs a boyfriend when you can turn your boyfriend into a gorgeous cheongsam/vibrator? Hey, Kombatkid, I need to learn that spell and go find some guys to transform!