Atomic wedgie

Jenny: Ouch Casanda! Not only does it hurt like hell, but if Jerry rips, you’ll be replacing him.

Doubles

Keisha: Do you think those two guys knew what they were getting them selves into when they asked us out on a double date?

Katie: I doubt it, although your most recent guy is very soft!

Keisha: Yeah, but he’s not nearly as big as yours…

Game plan

Tiffany: So the plan is, you accidentally fall off during volley, I score, and then I pick you up looking all embaressed, and once they see my ta-ta’s, they’ll forget about the game long enough for me to score!

Aaron: But this seems a little odd with me being you BF and you showing other people your girly parts.

Tiffany: Boyfriend? Ha! Your my bikini from now on, and you ain’t never gonna be human again!

Sooo…?

Kelly: What do you mean this is Chad?!

Francine: I don’t know, he came in a package to my house a few weeks ago. I was wearing him for a while but thought i’d finally give him back to you.

Kelly: You don’t understand! I can only make people into things like belts, and he said he wanted to be a shoe. So I found a company that does it and sent away “my belt” to become a shoe. But that was months ago.

Francine: So what?

Kelly: Hes sooo ugly, and his warranty was only for 3 weeks.

The advertising business

Just because I didn’t understand exactly what the ad company meant when they said I would be part of they’re new campaign, doesn’t mean I don’t like it. After all, I’m getting paid very well and all I have to do is sit here and look pretty on the wall.

Deal of the day

Sales Woman: So you paid $125 for your boyfriend to be a purse, $60 to have the 50% off sigh on him, but you only paid $25 for his order. So he is second on the rack.

Jennifer: Actually, this one in front is kinda hot.

Sales Woman: That one was named Dave, and his girl friend was appearently very unhappy with him, and he is 85% off.

Jennifer: Perfect, I’ll take him!

=^.^=

I’ve been RPing a but lately, but only with one person. So I was looking for others who are into RPing and are willing to. I’m mainly looking for people who like to be TFed and who like or are ok with TFing someone else. I use Yahoo Instant Messanger so you’ll need an account. My email and YIM are “ashley_purseboy@yahoo.com”. And if you don’t already know, I’m a female and am ok with males or females. PLZ SEND ME A MAIL BEFORE HAND AS I AM NOT ONLINE UNLESS IM ALREADY TALKING. (excuse the caps :p )

PS- if you ever notice some grammar errors in my caps, send me an email about it so I can fix it. Thx

Rocker girl

So you get a new sexy mini skirt to go to the concert in and dance with all your friends with, and I get to go and hear all the good music for free. This should work great.. as long as you don’t forget me there like last time.

Paparazzi is on my ass

Unless you think you can do a better job of covering up my ass than my boyfriend, you should stop taking pictures RIGHT NOW!

The ugly truth

Miri: I don’t know about this Sam…

Sam: What do you mean? It cost the university thousands to perfect the technology that moves human minds into objects.

Miri: But you’re just such an ugly shirt, can’t you go back to your body?

Sam: The machine broke right afterwards and it could take years to fix it. But I thought you said you wanted me to be your clothing for you…?

Miri: Well you’re just too terrible for me to wear. Although I have a lesbian cousin who I think would just love you! I hope you don’t mind being mailed.

Best B-day present ever! (part 2)

Judy: Hey! What are you doing to me?

Bill: I’m sorry honey, but I’ve met another woman. So I’ve just decided to give you to a pawn shop so you can have an owner that appreciates you.

I’ve included a note informing the buyer as to what you truely are, so that way they won’t destroy you or anything. And with that I say good bye, I hope your new owner doesn’t pop you, after all he may think the note is a lie, either way, I’m never going to talk to you again.

The hangover

Amelia: Whoa, where am I? All I remember is getting really drunk with my friends and then they dared my to do something…

Oh yeah, I made Mike into my high heels. Uh-oh, he’s all wet now.

No use wallowing now, I have to call my friends so we can go to the shops, I bet I can pawn Mike off for atleast a new pair of sandals.

The new guy

Jeff: What was the new guys name again?

Bryan: I think it was Artes or something. So you think he’ll be her skirt for the standard 2 weeks?

Jeff: Well you’d think so, but I heard she was gonna quit today.

Bryan: I guess he chose a bad day to get a job.

Jeff: Well he only has one job to do now.

2 of a kind (part 2)

Renki: Well I’m not happy that they printed over my face like that, but I do think it makes me look more real for my boy friend.

Derek: So you got a whole playboy made for him instead of a poster?

Renki: Yeah, I thought he’d find it sexier.

Derek: So you made my girl friend into an Asian playboy magazine.

Renki: Like you’re doing any better dress-boy.

Cheat sheets are for mortals

Jeremy: There Miranda, I helped you to cheat during the test by giving you all the answers, now can you please change me back.

Miranda: You have been a good school outfit for me and you did what I told you to do, but the deal was if you helped me to get an A on the test and pass the class I would turn you back. And I don’t know if I’ve passed the class yet.

Jeremy: But you won’t find that out till around the end of summer when you get your grade report.

Miranda: So you’ll stay like this till I find out, just in case you messed up and I don’t pass.

Jeremy: But you made me into a school girl uniform. What will you do with me during the summer?

Miranda: Thats what a closet is for.

Your hired!… To my wardrobe

Helen: Do you think my boss will notice the difference?

George: I hope not. Didn’t you say she’s a powerful witch… What if she senses that I’m your heels?

Helen: I hope not. Or she might end up with two new pairs of shoes…

24/7 sexy

Tyler: See how much easier this is than buying a two person bed.

Julie: But my spells have a minimum of 24 hours till they can be reversed.

Tyler: Well I was fired from my job last week and sexy boy shorts don’t need to sleep, so it really doesn’t matter when I’m turned back!

3, 2, 1, pants!

Johnny: You ready for the race honey?

Karen: Yeah. With you as my jockey pants, I won’t have to deal with you on the sidelines bitching at me.

Johnny: Wait, that’s why you transformed me?

Karen: Shut up, the race is about to start and I need all my clothes ready to race.

How witchs get grounded

Susan: Mom, I’m really sorry, but I turned my brother Derek into my panties. He was just bugging me so much and it was the only thing I could do to shut him up…

Mom: Its ok. Your father was doing the same thing, so he ended up as my blouse.

Susan: So your not mad?

Mom: Actually, you’ll be spending the next week as my trousers. But you did save me time with your brother.

Pay it forward

Mai: Wow this is crazy Ashley! I can’t believe you were willing to do this.

Ashley: Well as a witch, I don’t get much of a chance to help other people.

Mai: But I never would expect you would turn yourself into breasts for me..

Ashley: Dont you like your new monster mammories?

Mai: They’re… Mmmm, You’re, great. Don’t get me wrong, I know the guys will LOVE you, but I don’t understand why you did it.

Ashley: You have been my panties, my top, my pants, and my heels; just cuz. So I figured I owed you.

Mai: How long though?

Ashley: Just… A, ummm, month… Hehe.

Mai: Well I guess you’ll be helping me next week then. I am going to be spending two weeks as your friend Jennifer’s heels. I’m not sure what will happen to you, but it’ll be exiting!

Again?!?

Great, Right after I turn my maid Gloria into my blouse for being disobediant, I spill coffee on her and she’s ruined. Well I can’t very well have her wash herself now can I? So I guess I’m in a bit of a pickle…

Afterparty

Jade: Damn Vince, you make my legs looks sooo sexy! Now my prom pictures look even more beautiful. And I’m real sorry about spilling that drink on you earlier. But I guess that part about turning you back before the after party is null now.

I bet the boys at the party will think I’m super sexy, I don’t think it’ll be hard to find a new boytoy…

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The trifecta

Maria: Wow, Valerie, you make a perfect ass. And Isabel, you are such a sexy, tight, pair of jeans.

Valerie: Am I that big? Show me!

Isabel: I can vouch for that, you are putting a serious strain on me back there, I can barely hold you.

Maria: I hope you can hold her. That’s why I made you the pants.

Isabel: Don’t worry, I got your back. Oh and there’s a mirror, show Val hold big she is.

Valerie: …. OMG, I am huge! This is sure to make your ex boyfriend jealous Maria.

Maria: I hope so, and after this I was thinking we hit the clubs like this… If that’s ok with you guys.

Isabel: Definately. But first, go find Maya and Gabi, your going to need a new top and some rockin’ tits!

Wait and seek

Lena: Do you guys knows where Jason and Tommy went. They were with us last night when we went to the club.

Jenny: I just remember getting really drunk and then waking up out here.

Lidya: Wait, where did you guys get those clear high heels?

Lena: I don’t know, but they make me look like a hooker so I’m just gonna throw them away and go home and sleep till tomorrow. I’ll look for him then…

Flat.0

Mrs. West: You take me down from here right now miss, or it’s detention for a month!

Kelly: Ha! You still think you have power over me? How about this, either you give me a passing grade in your class, or I’m going to fold you up and mail you to you husband.

Mrs. West: Fine. Just please turn me back already.

Kelly: Im glad you came to your senses, but I’m not going to turn you back for atleast two weeks. My boyfriend has a little crush on you, so I’m going to let you hang in his dorm room till it’s grading time…

and he’s kind of a pyro sometimes, so watch out.

Wetwork

Henry: Hey, isn’t this Jim’s boat? Where’s Jim?

Morgan: Well Jim thought it would be funny to steal our clothes yesterday when we were skinny dipping. So we needed something to wear.

Henry: But that doesn’t explain where Jim is.

Jenny: Forget about him. How about you take us out on your boat?

Henry: Ummm, sure. Do you guys have your swim suits with you?

Morgan: Dont worry, we don’t care if our dresses get wet.

Sorry for the delay

Sorry that I haven’t been updating often lately. (stupid real life…) But I have a few caps in the works that some people have asked for and those will be out soon. Thx for sticking with me

Get the Frat Back (full story)

CHAPTER 1

“Hey, Zargos, come here for a second.” Ashley shouted from the window of her sorority, which was secretly a coven. Zargos walked over to the door and before he could knock, it swung open and he was jolted inside with the door closing behind him.

“Hey Ashley, what’s going on?” asked Zargos.

“I need your help to get revenge on these three frat boys.”

“What can I do?”

Ashley grabbed him and pushed him into the center of the living room and said in a commanding voice, “Now stand there and don’t move.” She started chanting odd words that made zargos feel uncomfortable, but before he was going to say anything, his ability to speak just vanished along with his movement. “I told you I was something special. I’m a witch! And I just learned a new spell that will make those frat boys pay. I can make it so when people touch a certain object, they become a similar object.”

“Oh my god! What’s going on?” Zargos thought in his head.

“Your being transformed into an Asian love doll. And by the way, I can hear your thoughts, and I have always been able to, which is why I knew you wouldn’t mind this. Any guy that touches inside your mouth, butt, or vagina will be turned into your clothing. Once those three are your clothes, you will be made human again.”

Ashley then cast a spell that shrink Zargos down to the size of a barbie and put her in her pockets and headed over to the fraternity.

CHAPTER 2

Ashley walked over to the frat house, but instead of ringing the door bell she went around to the back of the house and magically teleported into their tv room. She then cast the reverse shrink spell on Zargos, and set the lovely Asian doll on the sofa. “The boys should be coming down stairs any second. But they will come one at a time so don’t worry about them seeing their friends getting transformed. And with that, I’ll see you later.” As Ashley said that she suddenly slipped on the carpet and her hand landed on her friend’s privates with her pinkey sliding in a little.

Her whole body froze and she could feel her own spell work against her. Her point of view slowly moved over to Zargos and down her smooth rubber legs. She stopped right on top of her feet looking out. She had now become tall red high heels for the love doll.

It was about five minutes after that that the first boy, Sam, came down stairs and saw the doll. He inched over to the naked doll and just looked it over for a minute before he said, “Not sure how you got here, but I do love Asians. He moved his head down and proceded to give Zargos a kiss that started soft and quickly turned into tongue. Before he knew it, he was unable to move and he felt his body shrinking into an odd shape that encircled around the breasts on the beautiful dolly.

One down, two to go.

CHAPTER 3

Next down the stairs was Franky, about twenty minutes later. Although he just started walking towards to couch not bothering to look where he was sitting. He planted his bum right on Zargos’s beautiful Asian belly squishing it in like a balloon. Which made sense, because at this point that’s about all she is.

He felt it under him and leapt to his feet to turn around and find what he had sat on. He was pleasantly suprised to find a sexy doll sitting in his spot. Franky wasted no time and immediately knew what he wanted. He flipped the doll over, and with his pants down, stuck his privates right into her petite rear end. This sudden thrust shook Zargos and caused Ashley to fall off her feet. It may have been a shock to Zargos, but it was even more of one to Franky as he felt his whole body encompass the Asian doll’s waist and down between her legs.

Two done… Only one left.

Zach, the last of the targets, came a few hours later through the front door. He walked in closing the door behind him and turned to see if his friends were there, but he got a whole nother suprise.

There on his couch was someones Japanese love doll. He walked over to it slowly not sure what to expect. “Sam!? Franky!?” He yelled to check and see if his friends were there. No one answered of course. “Hmmm, it’d be a shame to let a woman like this go to waste.” He moved his hand out and ran it down along her midriff and under her panties. First he snuck one finger into her new woman parts, and then two, and soon three. Although he was unable to do anymore due to “magical barriers”.

He felt his legs begin to connect together and form into a large cyninder. Each of his arms did the same becoming small tubes of fabric themselves. His head then sucked down into his body producing a head hole for Zargos. The clothing man then floated over to Zargos, connecting to her and suddenly he was on her.

CHAPTER 4

Zargos felt his body regain movement and he thrust up from the couch breathing heavily. Although he felt different now. He looked down and saw he was wearing the Zach-kimono, of which two mounds were protruding out. They weren’t just breasts, they were his breasts. Ashley never mentioned he would remain a girl after words.

Then she remembered, Ashley! She quickly stood up, although a little uneasily and walked to the side of the couch. As she expected, there were two shiny red high heels. She picked them up and held them in front of her face. “Ashley?”

“Yeah Hun?”

“OMG it is you! What should I do with you? Take you back to your house, and you can transform back there?”

“Actually it’s too late for me now. But don’t worry, I was planning on leaving after this anyways and was going to have you take my place in the sorority which included inheriting my clothing and my shoe collection, which I guess I’m a part of now…”

“So what now?”

“This probably isn’t your first time in heels, so go ahead, slip me on, and head over to the house and introduce yourself. You’ll just need a feminine name first, any ideas…?”

Time to get crackin’

Vanessa: Well guys, I have some bad news. Since I don’t get a chance to wear all of you guys as much as I’d like, i’ve decided to donate you to a children clothing store. Unfortunately they don’t allow heels on their shoes as they say it’s to “mature”.

Since you all have been shoes so long, my magic no longer affects you, so I’m gonna have to fix you all the old fashioned way…

*snap … snap*

One pair down, 29 to go.

Cheap labor

Mike: Whatcha doin’ over here with this mannequin?

Gary: Well my wife just happens to be a witch, so when I told her that Rachael the waitress wasn’t doing her job and refused to do sign duty, she stepped in and helped.

Mike: What if someone steals it?

Gary: Put up a help wanted sign.

Testing 1 2 3… 10

Wendy: I don’t understand how this is supposed to prepare me for the coven.

Kendal: You have to survive ten witch’s cycles before your ready to be a member.

Wendy: Cycles?

Kendal: Periods, what ever.

Wendy: You’re going to use me as a tampon 10 times?!?

Kendal: Not just me. Three other witches will use you as well. We used our magic so our times start when another person’s ends. So you won’t have any time where your just sitting around in our purses.

Wendy: *gulp*

The walls have eyes

Mandy: So you think this will work mom?

Mom: Definately. If you father is going to cheat on me while I’m on my trip, he’ll do it in here. And then when I get back you can give me all the details.

Mandy: Well you better finish putting me on the walls before he gets home in two days.

Mom: Well I’m done for today so I’m gonna go wash up.

Mandy: Wait what? You can’t wash up!

Mom: Why not?

Mandy: If any of me goes down the drain and not on the walls I won’t turn back.

Mom: Hmmm, I have an idea…

*runs off and comes back 5 minutes later*

Here goes!

*poof! She turns into a can of paint and drops to the floor with a hard thunk*

Mandy: OMG! What are you thinking?

Mom: I called professional painters to come and finish the job. And I told them that if they let one drop of paint fall, I’d sue them.

Mandy: But with both of us plastered to the wall, how are we gonna transform back?

Mom: Uh-oh…

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Strait lesbian

Jenny: So it looks like you fit ok. How you feelin’?

Kasanda: Im still trying to get use to me being the clothes for once. It feels weird to be fabric, stretched over your… breasts Kenny.

Jenny: I told you not to call me that any more. Unless you want to end up as the condom for me and your brother tonight!

The perfect crime

Eva: So you remember the plan right?

Nadia: Yeah. You give me to some rich looking guy in the restaurant as a “special give-away”. And once he takes me back to his house and hangs me on the wall, I wait till he’s gone, transform back, steal some stuff, and get out!

Eva: Actually no. There’s no way for you to transform you back. So I’m just going to give you to the weirdest looking guy in the bar. And then I won’t have any compitition for hottest waitress of the month.

Nadia: What?!? I can’t live like this, I’m just a piece of paper!

Eva: Well try not to get too sticky then. Hehe!

Afterparty!

Jason: (phone) You on your way to the dance Hun?

Donna: Yeah, I just had to get rid of that annoying nerdy kid outside my house.

Jason: Let me guess, heels?

Donna: Hehe, yeah…

Jason: Don’t forget, I’m your panties for the night though.

Donna: I know. And afterwards we can have some “fun” with my shoes LOL.

30 day policy

Kelsey: What about this bra? It feels so comfortable!

Susan: Thats cuz its my boyfriend Tommy.

Kelsey: My friend Chelsea was borrowing him. But I guess this explains why she wouldn’t return him.

Susan: So can I keep him?

Kelsey: What!?! No!

Susan: Too bad… You could have stayed out of my underwear drawer.
*poof*
Atleast you match your boyfriend now, although I’ll have to buy you too…

Technical difficulties

Lindsay: You’re sure you didn’t need that lighting guy?

Director: No, he’s much better as your bikini anyways.

Lindsay: But what about what’s left of him?

Director: Miss Hilton will be here later. And she’ll need something to wear won’t she?

Time constraints

Alisha: Oh my god Kevin, your parents came home early. And your ass transform spell can’t be reversed for atleast 2 hours.

Kevin: You parked your car out back right?

Alisha: Yeah, why?

Kevin: Just run out to your car and let’s get out of here!
*in the car*
Alisha: How you doin’ under there?

Kevin: mmmffggg rrrggghhhhllll

Alisha: Oh no! I forgot my wand inside, if your parents find it, they’ll destroy it and you’ll be stuck this way.

Kevin: (mentally) and if you go back in there you’ll end up as fire wood.

Alisha: But what about you?

Kevin: I couldn’t be any happier…

Timber!

Gabriela: Wait one sec, I need to take a rest.

John: C’mon, we’re almost there. Just 3 more blocks.

Gabriela: But you don’t have to walk it…

John: Its my fault I’m this way, you said it would be faster.

Gabriela: That was before I knew you’d bump me up 4 cup sizes and add an extra 10 pounds. Geez, I’m so tired… *Yawn*

*Woosh!* (falling over)

John: No! No! No! No! No…!

*Splat*

Ow! That hurt!

Gabriela: Zzzzzzzz

John: Honey, please get off of me. Honey! Honey…? Uh-oh, if she doesn’t wake up in 3 hours, she’ll be stuck with me like this… Awesome!

Friends helping friends

Anna: I’m sorry, but I just won’t zip all the way up.

Jenny: Hard times, call for drastic messures I guess…

Anna: What are you talking abou… Hhmmm, why do I feel so weird? Oh my god! My hand is fusing with you dress! It’s absorbing me hellllppppppp……

Jenny: Well Anna. Since the zipper doesn’t want to hold it self up, that’s now your job.

Dress: What? Oh no, how did you do this, I’m your prom dress. I’m just mere fabric now.

Jenny: Yes yes. Now zip your self up please.

Dress: Ok…. *zip!*

Jenny: Mmmm, perfect! Looks like your going to be my dress for the dance then.

Dress: But the dance is in a week. And I’m still confused how you did this in the first place…

Jenny: First off, the closet, duh! And second it’s called magic. Although I don’t have enough to pay for you so… *poof* I’m going to have to take you out of here as… Lipstick… Sorry, but it’s the best way to hide you, and I can just keep you in your purse till prom and then have my dress in a jiffy! Although I might as well use you while I’ve got you…

Upside?

Jodi: Hey, you guys. What did you say was the spell to get these two beach balls out of me.

Haley: Why would you want that?

Jodi: because I don’t want my boobs to float and be all bouncy cuz’ they’re made of air…

Haley: Well there isn’t any way out. You just have to live with two inflated breasts.

Jodi: But you don’t understand. Those weren’t just any beach balls, the were my brothers!

Haley: Well they should feel blessed to now forever be your huge, bouncy, sweater pillows.

Jodi: Sorry guys. I just made you beach balls so I could keep you in my purse. I never meant for this to happen, but I guess I should be happy with what I got, even if I don’t fit through doors anymore…

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Hooray! Not much to say but thx. And to the person who told me I should do caps to go with these land marks, the only reason I don’t is because most of the time I do a few caps with them anyways.

I would also like to mention that there was a person who put like 5 ideas for caps in my requests area, although I love doing requests for people, your ideas were finished and pretty much just needed a pic to accompany them, so I figure they probably know what they want to do more than I do, so they should be the ones to do it, so I advise you to see what your capable of and have some fun! If you really don’t want to do ‘em, I’d be glad to put the together for you.

So I guess I did have slot to say lol…

Case closed

*snap!*

Ashley: Oops, what do ya know? My big ass actually broke ben in half. And I was just joking, but wichen law dictates Trey will be my new panties.

*poof*

And now that Trey is my panties, my butt can… Ahhhhh, it’s still huge! Well that’s no good. Atleast my boobs are still good… Oh! That reminds me!

I got you from Squid in the first place Ben. I’ll bet she misses you. One sec…

*poof*

There, you look like new, Squid will be so happy to get you back, and I can keep Trey as my panties for now. I just wonder if Squid will notice you missing your upper half. Oh well, this way everyone wins.

You each get to be panties, a piece of ben gets to remain mine, and Squid gets her undies back… And best of all, I still don’t have to buy new panties or a bra… boys are so handy.

You mess with the bull… You get the wisk!

Prelude to “Mini-sampler”

Kimiko: You’re sure this does hurt him?

Ashley: You just spent the last twenty minutes mixing him, and now you decide to ask that?

Kimiko: Well… I was having fun…

Ashley: Don’t worry about it, he probably loves it.

Kimiko: So why again are you making him into a cake again?

Ashley: My friend Caitlyn has a thing for cakes when she gets drunk. So this way, I figure I’ll can give him his wish, and I won’t have to deal with him wanting to be turned into food again… That is, as long as she eats all of him.

Doulde deal

Monique: Ok, here goes…

*click*

Monique: Looks like it worked, how goes it up there?

Sype: Good, although your hair feels different when it’s running through me.

Monique: I know your liking this and all, but don’t forget Ashleys deal. You either hold the hair up, or become the hair… And trust me, I don’t think you’ll like the curling iron.

Forgot to mention something…?

Leslie: Did you forget to tell me something Alfred?

Alfred: Like what ma’am?

Leslie: Like that this dress I’m wearing that is my son’s girlfriends, is in fact my son…

Alfred: Oh, I’m dreadfully sorry about that ma’am, any thing I can do to help?Help you remove your son perhaps?

Leslie: Nice try, but no, I’m hungry, but I shouldn’t eat any more today… So?

Alfred: Gum again ma’am? Do try not to swallow me this time.

2 of a kind

Renki: How are you feeling Derek?

Derek: Weird. I don’t see why you had to get you friend Ashley to turn me into a dress.

Renki: Because I was going to need something to wear to the “photoshoot”.

Derek: What photoshoot?

Renki: The same one your girlfriend Tami went to, and came back a poster from, for your room. I thought my brofriend might like something like that.

Derek: But what about Tami?

Renki: Well you know mom, she’s not one to waste paper, and with you as mere clothing in a poster. She thought it would be a good idea to send Tami to the recycling plant, and have her recycled into white, that I will be printed on.

Although the process will seal her fate as paper, I don’t think she’ll mind. After all, she was never going to be human for you again.

And by the way, it might get a little akward for you, because Ashley said she had a spell to make me a 28-FF. So if you can, try to contain youself, or rather me… We only have on shoot at this after all.

Mini-sampler

I don’t feel so good. I guess I might be a little drunk… Hmmm, Ashley told me not to eat any of her food, but it all looks so good, especially this “Miniboy Cake”. But one bite won’t hurt anyone…