New TF blog

November 30, 2009

A member of the TF community, named Lostie, has decided to start up their own TF blog. I encourage everyone to go and check it out, the link is on the side bar of my blog, but to save you some time, here it is:

New Existence


Heaven on earth

November 26, 2009

After coming all the way to earth to save that man from getting hit by that car, I don’t think the head angel wanted me to do it by making him into my panties.

Oh well though. If I’m going to spend a week down here I need something to wear. I wonder if there is anyone else I can help…?


Fashionista

November 20, 2009

So me and my twin sister both wanted to go to college for the same degree. So my parents figured they’d save some money and they just turned me into a shirt for my sister to wear to her classes.

But I’m not sure if a college can give a degree to clothing. And my sister just told her friend Amy that she could use me for her fashion project because she needed more grey fabric.

I’m starting to think this was all just a trick to get rid of me…


Broken down

November 20, 2009

I know Melinda turned Bill into heels to make him easier to travel with, but now that my car has broken down, and I can’t fix it. I’m going to have to hike to the nearest town. But there’s now way I’m going to do it in heels, so I guess I’ll just use them to carry extra water for me on the way there. I just hope water doesn’t mess up transformations.


Stuck clubbing

November 20, 2009

Now you guys better remember to come back and get me after you’re done clubbing.

Last time you guys forgot, they took me apart, and it took you guys a month to figure out what they did with me.


Super senior

November 18, 2009

Victoria: You sure this is safe?

Photographer: What?

Victoria: Turning my friend Allison into my breasts for my senior pics…

Photographer: No. That’s exactly what you don’t want to do. If a person was transformed into a part of you, and you get a picture taken of you, that person gets locked there. That’s a classic mistake that no gratuating witch should make. So there is no way I’m going to let you graduate if you are that bad. And once I tell your head witch about this, you know what happens… You still get to go on stage for graduation, but only as a gown.


Smothered

November 18, 2009

Jacob: Hummy, make up. Your mon my face…

(rolls over)

Rachel: Sorry Hun, sometimes I forget your down there.

Jacob: And, while your up, do you mind pulling my backside out of your bum?


Pay it forawrd

November 18, 2009

Michelle: Thanks again for being my bookbag for today.

Kendra: Although, you know what it means… You have to be something for me tonight. And with my date tonight, I know exactly what you’ll be.


Personal helper

November 17, 2009

You did say you wanted to help me carry some of the load when we are shopping, and now you’re carrying my phone, make up, and tampons for me. And you’re doing it so well in fact, I doubt I’ll ever change you back.


Wait and see

November 17, 2009

Thanks again for agreeing to “protect” me. But my period actually doesn’t start till next week, so you’ll have to live in my purse till then.


Bad doggy

November 17, 2009

Dang it Rover, you have to stop doing this. This is the fouth time you’ve done this to Lance this week. And I don’t think he likes it, or the fact I have to put him through the wash everytime too.


Brains vs butt

November 17, 2009

You always said you wanted me to look my best, and as my skirt, I know people definately won’t like me because of my brains…


Atomic wedgie

November 13, 2009

Jenny: Ouch Casanda! Not only does it hurt like hell, but if Jerry rips, you’ll be replacing him.


Doubles

November 13, 2009

Keisha: Do you think those two guys knew what they were getting them selves into when they asked us out on a double date?

Katie: I doubt it, although your most recent guy is very soft!

Keisha: Yeah, but he’s not nearly as big as yours…


Game plan

November 13, 2009

Tiffany: So the plan is, you accidentally fall off during volley, I score, and then I pick you up looking all embaressed, and once they see my ta-ta’s, they’ll forget about the game long enough for me to score!

Aaron: But this seems a little odd with me being you BF and you showing other people your girly parts.

Tiffany: Boyfriend? Ha! Your my bikini from now on, and you ain’t never gonna be human again!


Sooo…?

November 13, 2009

Kelly: What do you mean this is Chad?!

Francine: I don’t know, he came in a package to my house a few weeks ago. I was wearing him for a while but thought i’d finally give him back to you.

Kelly: You don’t understand! I can only make people into things like belts, and he said he wanted to be a shoe. So I found a company that does it and sent away “my belt” to become a shoe. But that was months ago.

Francine: So what?

Kelly: Hes sooo ugly, and his warranty was only for 3 weeks.


The advertising business

November 11, 2009

Just because I didn’t understand exactly what the ad company meant when they said I would be part of they’re new campaign, doesn’t mean I don’t like it. After all, I’m getting paid very well and all I have to do is sit here and look pretty on the wall.


Deal of the day

November 2, 2009

Sales Woman: So you paid $125 for your boyfriend to be a purse, $60 to have the 50% off sigh on him, but you only paid $25 for his order. So he is second on the rack.

Jennifer: Actually, this one in front is kinda hot.

Sales Woman: That one was named Dave, and his girl friend was appearently very unhappy with him, and he is 85% off.

Jennifer: Perfect, I’ll take him!


=^.^=

October 30, 2009

I’ve been RPing a but lately, but only with one person. So I was looking for others who are into RPing and are willing to. I’m mainly looking for people who like to be TFed and who like or are ok with TFing someone else. I use Yahoo Instant Messanger so you’ll need an account. My email and YIM are “ashley_purseboy@yahoo.com”. And if you don’t already know, I’m a female and am ok with males or females. PLZ SEND ME A MAIL BEFORE HAND AS I AM NOT ONLINE UNLESS IM ALREADY TALKING. (excuse the caps :p )

PS- if you ever notice some grammar errors in my caps, send me an email about it so I can fix it. Thx


Rocker girl

October 28, 2009

So you get a new sexy mini skirt to go to the concert in and dance with all your friends with, and I get to go and hear all the good music for free. This should work great.. as long as you don’t forget me there like last time.


Paparazzi is on my ass

October 28, 2009

Unless you think you can do a better job of covering up my ass than my boyfriend, you should stop taking pictures RIGHT NOW!


The ugly truth

October 28, 2009

Miri: I don’t know about this Sam…

Sam: What do you mean? It cost the university thousands to perfect the technology that moves human minds into objects.

Miri: But you’re just such an ugly shirt, can’t you go back to your body?

Sam: The machine broke right afterwards and it could take years to fix it. But I thought you said you wanted me to be your clothing for you…?

Miri: Well you’re just too terrible for me to wear. Although I have a lesbian cousin who I think would just love you! I hope you don’t mind being mailed.


Best B-day present ever! (part 2)

October 26, 2009

Judy: Hey! What are you doing to me?

Bill: I’m sorry honey, but I’ve met another woman. So I’ve just decided to give you to a pawn shop so you can have an owner that appreciates you.

I’ve included a note informing the buyer as to what you truely are, so that way they won’t destroy you or anything. And with that I say good bye, I hope your new owner doesn’t pop you, after all he may think the note is a lie, either way, I’m never going to talk to you again.


The hangover

October 26, 2009

Amelia: Whoa, where am I? All I remember is getting really drunk with my friends and then they dared my to do something…

Oh yeah, I made Mike into my high heels. Uh-oh, he’s all wet now.

No use wallowing now, I have to call my friends so we can go to the shops, I bet I can pawn Mike off for atleast a new pair of sandals.


The new guy

October 24, 2009

Jeff: What was the new guys name again?

Bryan: I think it was Artes or something. So you think he’ll be her skirt for the standard 2 weeks?

Jeff: Well you’d think so, but I heard she was gonna quit today.

Bryan: I guess he chose a bad day to get a job.

Jeff: Well he only has one job to do now.


2 of a kind (part 2)

October 20, 2009

Renki: Well I’m not happy that they printed over my face like that, but I do think it makes me look more real for my boy friend.

Derek: So you got a whole playboy made for him instead of a poster?

Renki: Yeah, I thought he’d find it sexier.

Derek: So you made my girl friend into an Asian playboy magazine.

Renki: Like you’re doing any better dress-boy.


Cheat sheets are for mortals

October 19, 2009

Jeremy: There Miranda, I helped you to cheat during the test by giving you all the answers, now can you please change me back.

Miranda: You have been a good school outfit for me and you did what I told you to do, but the deal was if you helped me to get an A on the test and pass the class I would turn you back. And I don’t know if I’ve passed the class yet.

Jeremy: But you won’t find that out till around the end of summer when you get your grade report.

Miranda: So you’ll stay like this till I find out, just in case you messed up and I don’t pass.

Jeremy: But you made me into a school girl uniform. What will you do with me during the summer?

Miranda: Thats what a closet is for.


Your hired!… To my wardrobe

October 14, 2009

Helen: Do you think my boss will notice the difference?

George: I hope not. Didn’t you say she’s a powerful witch… What if she senses that I’m your heels?

Helen: I hope not. Or she might end up with two new pairs of shoes…


24/7 sexy

October 14, 2009

Tyler: See how much easier this is than buying a two person bed.

Julie: But my spells have a minimum of 24 hours till they can be reversed.

Tyler: Well I was fired from my job last week and sexy boy shorts don’t need to sleep, so it really doesn’t matter when I’m turned back!


3, 2, 1, pants!

October 14, 2009

Johnny: You ready for the race honey?

Karen: Yeah. With you as my jockey pants, I won’t have to deal with you on the sidelines bitching at me.

Johnny: Wait, that’s why you transformed me?

Karen: Shut up, the race is about to start and I need all my clothes ready to race.


How witchs get grounded

October 14, 2009

Susan: Mom, I’m really sorry, but I turned my brother Derek into my panties. He was just bugging me so much and it was the only thing I could do to shut him up…

Mom: Its ok. Your father was doing the same thing, so he ended up as my blouse.

Susan: So your not mad?

Mom: Actually, you’ll be spending the next week as my trousers. But you did save me time with your brother.


Pay it forward

October 14, 2009

Mai: Wow this is crazy Ashley! I can’t believe you were willing to do this.

Ashley: Well as a witch, I don’t get much of a chance to help other people.

Mai: But I never would expect you would turn yourself into breasts for me..

Ashley: Dont you like your new monster mammories?

Mai: They’re… Mmmm, You’re, great. Don’t get me wrong, I know the guys will LOVE you, but I don’t understand why you did it.

Ashley: You have been my panties, my top, my pants, and my heels; just cuz. So I figured I owed you.

Mai: How long though?

Ashley: Just… A, ummm, month… Hehe.

Mai: Well I guess you’ll be helping me next week then. I am going to be spending two weeks as your friend Jennifer’s heels. I’m not sure what will happen to you, but it’ll be exiting!


Again?!?

October 13, 2009

Great, Right after I turn my maid Gloria into my blouse for being disobediant, I spill coffee on her and she’s ruined. Well I can’t very well have her wash herself now can I? So I guess I’m in a bit of a pickle…


Afterparty

September 29, 2009

Jade: Damn Vince, you make my legs looks sooo sexy! Now my prom pictures look even more beautiful. And I’m real sorry about spilling that drink on you earlier. But I guess that part about turning you back before the after party is null now.

I bet the boys at the party will think I’m super sexy, I don’t think it’ll be hard to find a new boytoy…


30k Hits: still truckin’

September 24, 2009

Yay! Another milestone in my book. Tahnks to every body who is continually checking in, I was in the middle of some real life stuff before, but I’m back and you can expect caps more often. And I want to asure people that I am going through all the requests and working on caps for each one, so just take longer than other :P So keep checking in and look out for new stuff!


The trifecta

September 24, 2009

Maria: Wow, Valerie, you make a perfect ass. And Isabel, you are such a sexy, tight, pair of jeans.

Valerie: Am I that big? Show me!

Isabel: I can vouch for that, you are putting a serious strain on me back there, I can barely hold you.

Maria: I hope you can hold her. That’s why I made you the pants.

Isabel: Don’t worry, I got your back. Oh and there’s a mirror, show Val hold big she is.

Valerie: …. OMG, I am huge! This is sure to make your ex boyfriend jealous Maria.

Maria: I hope so, and after this I was thinking we hit the clubs like this… If that’s ok with you guys.

Isabel: Definately. But first, go find Maya and Gabi, your going to need a new top and some rockin’ tits!


Wait and seek

September 13, 2009

Lena: Do you guys knows where Jason and Tommy went. They were with us last night when we went to the club.

Jenny: I just remember getting really drunk and then waking up out here.

Lidya: Wait, where did you guys get those clear high heels?

Lena: I don’t know, but they make me look like a hooker so I’m just gonna throw them away and go home and sleep till tomorrow. I’ll look for him then…


Flat.0

September 12, 2009

Mrs. West: You take me down from here right now miss, or it’s detention for a month!

Kelly: Ha! You still think you have power over me? How about this, either you give me a passing grade in your class, or I’m going to fold you up and mail you to you husband.

Mrs. West: Fine. Just please turn me back already.

Kelly: Im glad you came to your senses, but I’m not going to turn you back for atleast two weeks. My boyfriend has a little crush on you, so I’m going to let you hang in his dorm room till it’s grading time…

and he’s kind of a pyro sometimes, so watch out.


Wetwork

September 12, 2009

Henry: Hey, isn’t this Jim’s boat? Where’s Jim?

Morgan: Well Jim thought it would be funny to steal our clothes yesterday when we were skinny dipping. So we needed something to wear.

Henry: But that doesn’t explain where Jim is.

Jenny: Forget about him. How about you take us out on your boat?

Henry: Ummm, sure. Do you guys have your swim suits with you?

Morgan: Dont worry, we don’t care if our dresses get wet.


Sorry for the delay

September 10, 2009

Sorry that I haven’t been updating often lately. (stupid real life…) But I have a few caps in the works that some people have asked for and those will be out soon. Thx for sticking with me :)


Get the Frat Back (full story)

August 19, 2009

CHAPTER 1

“Hey, Zargos, come here for a second.” Ashley shouted from the window of her sorority, which was secretly a coven. Zargos walked over to the door and before he could knock, it swung open and he was jolted inside with the door closing behind him.

“Hey Ashley, what’s going on?” asked Zargos.

“I need your help to get revenge on these three frat boys.”

“What can I do?”

Ashley grabbed him and pushed him into the center of the living room and said in a commanding voice, “Now stand there and don’t move.” She started chanting odd words that made zargos feel uncomfortable, but before he was going to say anything, his ability to speak just vanished along with his movement. “I told you I was something special. I’m a witch! And I just learned a new spell that will make those frat boys pay. I can make it so when people touch a certain object, they become a similar object.”

“Oh my god! What’s going on?” Zargos thought in his head.

“Your being transformed into an Asian love doll. And by the way, I can hear your thoughts, and I have always been able to, which is why I knew you wouldn’t mind this. Any guy that touches inside your mouth, butt, or vagina will be turned into your clothing. Once those three are your clothes, you will be made human again.”

Ashley then cast a spell that shrink Zargos down to the size of a barbie and put her in her pockets and headed over to the fraternity.

CHAPTER 2

Ashley walked over to the frat house, but instead of ringing the door bell she went around to the back of the house and magically teleported into their tv room. She then cast the reverse shrink spell on Zargos, and set the lovely Asian doll on the sofa. “The boys should be coming down stairs any second. But they will come one at a time so don’t worry about them seeing their friends getting transformed. And with that, I’ll see you later.” As Ashley said that she suddenly slipped on the carpet and her hand landed on her friend’s privates with her pinkey sliding in a little.

Her whole body froze and she could feel her own spell work against her. Her point of view slowly moved over to Zargos and down her smooth rubber legs. She stopped right on top of her feet looking out. She had now become tall red high heels for the love doll.

It was about five minutes after that that the first boy, Sam, came down stairs and saw the doll. He inched over to the naked doll and just looked it over for a minute before he said, “Not sure how you got here, but I do love Asians. He moved his head down and proceded to give Zargos a kiss that started soft and quickly turned into tongue. Before he knew it, he was unable to move and he felt his body shrinking into an odd shape that encircled around the breasts on the beautiful dolly.

One down, two to go.

CHAPTER 3

Next down the stairs was Franky, about twenty minutes later. Although he just started walking towards to couch not bothering to look where he was sitting. He planted his bum right on Zargos’s beautiful Asian belly squishing it in like a balloon. Which made sense, because at this point that’s about all she is.

He felt it under him and leapt to his feet to turn around and find what he had sat on. He was pleasantly suprised to find a sexy doll sitting in his spot. Franky wasted no time and immediately knew what he wanted. He flipped the doll over, and with his pants down, stuck his privates right into her petite rear end. This sudden thrust shook Zargos and caused Ashley to fall off her feet. It may have been a shock to Zargos, but it was even more of one to Franky as he felt his whole body encompass the Asian doll’s waist and down between her legs.

Two done… Only one left.

Zach, the last of the targets, came a few hours later through the front door. He walked in closing the door behind him and turned to see if his friends were there, but he got a whole nother suprise.

There on his couch was someones Japanese love doll. He walked over to it slowly not sure what to expect. “Sam!? Franky!?” He yelled to check and see if his friends were there. No one answered of course. “Hmmm, it’d be a shame to let a woman like this go to waste.” He moved his hand out and ran it down along her midriff and under her panties. First he snuck one finger into her new woman parts, and then two, and soon three. Although he was unable to do anymore due to “magical barriers”.

He felt his legs begin to connect together and form into a large cyninder. Each of his arms did the same becoming small tubes of fabric themselves. His head then sucked down into his body producing a head hole for Zargos. The clothing man then floated over to Zargos, connecting to her and suddenly he was on her.

CHAPTER 4

Zargos felt his body regain movement and he thrust up from the couch breathing heavily. Although he felt different now. He looked down and saw he was wearing the Zach-kimono, of which two mounds were protruding out. They weren’t just breasts, they were his breasts. Ashley never mentioned he would remain a girl after words.

Then she remembered, Ashley! She quickly stood up, although a little uneasily and walked to the side of the couch. As she expected, there were two shiny red high heels. She picked them up and held them in front of her face. “Ashley?”

“Yeah Hun?”

“OMG it is you! What should I do with you? Take you back to your house, and you can transform back there?”

“Actually it’s too late for me now. But don’t worry, I was planning on leaving after this anyways and was going to have you take my place in the sorority which included inheriting my clothing and my shoe collection, which I guess I’m a part of now…”

“So what now?”

“This probably isn’t your first time in heels, so go ahead, slip me on, and head over to the house and introduce yourself. You’ll just need a feminine name first, any ideas…?”


Time to get crackin’

August 18, 2009

Vanessa: Well guys, I have some bad news. Since I don’t get a chance to wear all of you guys as much as I’d like, i’ve decided to donate you to a children clothing store. Unfortunately they don’t allow heels on their shoes as they say it’s to “mature”.

Since you all have been shoes so long, my magic no longer affects you, so I’m gonna have to fix you all the old fashioned way…

*snap … snap*

One pair down, 29 to go.


Cheap labor

August 18, 2009

Mike: Whatcha doin’ over here with this mannequin?

Gary: Well my wife just happens to be a witch, so when I told her that Rachael the waitress wasn’t doing her job and refused to do sign duty, she stepped in and helped.

Mike: What if someone steals it?

Gary: Put up a help wanted sign.


Testing 1 2 3… 10

August 6, 2009

Wendy: I don’t understand how this is supposed to prepare me for the coven.

Kendal: You have to survive ten witch’s cycles before your ready to be a member.

Wendy: Cycles?

Kendal: Periods, what ever.

Wendy: You’re going to use me as a tampon 10 times?!?

Kendal: Not just me. Three other witches will use you as well. We used our magic so our times start when another person’s ends. So you won’t have any time where your just sitting around in our purses.

Wendy: *gulp*


The walls have eyes

August 1, 2009

Mandy: So you think this will work mom?

Mom: Definately. If you father is going to cheat on me while I’m on my trip, he’ll do it in here. And then when I get back you can give me all the details.

Mandy: Well you better finish putting me on the walls before he gets home in two days.

Mom: Well I’m done for today so I’m gonna go wash up.

Mandy: Wait what? You can’t wash up!

Mom: Why not?

Mandy: If any of me goes down the drain and not on the walls I won’t turn back.

Mom: Hmmm, I have an idea…

*runs off and comes back 5 minutes later*

Here goes!

*poof! She turns into a can of paint and drops to the floor with a hard thunk*

Mandy: OMG! What are you thinking?

Mom: I called professional painters to come and finish the job. And I told them that if they let one drop of paint fall, I’d sue them.

Mandy: But with both of us plastered to the wall, how are we gonna transform back?

Mom: Uh-oh…


20k Hits: luv U guyz!

July 30, 2009

Yay! I love you guys. Thanks for everything! And for those of you that didn’t notice, I snuck a little TG in the cap right before this post. Hope you like!


Strait lesbian

July 30, 2009

Jenny: So it looks like you fit ok. How you feelin’?

Kasanda: Im still trying to get use to me being the clothes for once. It feels weird to be fabric, stretched over your… breasts Kenny.

Jenny: I told you not to call me that any more. Unless you want to end up as the condom for me and your brother tonight!


The perfect crime

July 30, 2009

Eva: So you remember the plan right?

Nadia: Yeah. You give me to some rich looking guy in the restaurant as a “special give-away”. And once he takes me back to his house and hangs me on the wall, I wait till he’s gone, transform back, steal some stuff, and get out!

Eva: Actually no. There’s no way for you to transform you back. So I’m just going to give you to the weirdest looking guy in the bar. And then I won’t have any compitition for hottest waitress of the month.

Nadia: What?!? I can’t live like this, I’m just a piece of paper!

Eva: Well try not to get too sticky then. Hehe!


Afterparty!

July 30, 2009

Jason: (phone) You on your way to the dance Hun?

Donna: Yeah, I just had to get rid of that annoying nerdy kid outside my house.

Jason: Let me guess, heels?

Donna: Hehe, yeah…

Jason: Don’t forget, I’m your panties for the night though.

Donna: I know. And afterwards we can have some “fun” with my shoes LOL.


30 day policy

July 30, 2009

Kelsey: What about this bra? It feels so comfortable!

Susan: Thats cuz its my boyfriend Tommy.

Kelsey: My friend Chelsea was borrowing him. But I guess this explains why she wouldn’t return him.

Susan: So can I keep him?

Kelsey: What!?! No!

Susan: Too bad… You could have stayed out of my underwear drawer.
*poof*
Atleast you match your boyfriend now, although I’ll have to buy you too…